we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
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I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
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By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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