David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
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you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
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Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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