i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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