The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
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Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
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im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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