its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
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I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
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I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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