Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
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there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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