Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
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just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Still dying that you shit outside
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
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Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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