Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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