There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
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Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
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For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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