I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
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i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
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Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.