let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
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I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
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Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.