Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
23 People Confess Why They Don’t Talk To Their Best Friend Anymore
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
These 17 Delivery Dudes Suck At Their Jobs But Are Winning At Life
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her