awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
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When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
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He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo