omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
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It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
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The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.