I want to stick my p in your. b.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg