I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
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He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
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You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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