Buhtt sex?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
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