Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
My penis needs a shock collar
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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