Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
The struggles of a small town man whore
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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