Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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