Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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