A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
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the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
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Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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