she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
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I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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