You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
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What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
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We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'm bleeding and have questions
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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