Having a random hookup so left but love u
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Randomize
