They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
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Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
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I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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