can u get pink eye on your cock?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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