Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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