Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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