but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
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you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
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The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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