it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
PS: I just woke up from my shower
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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