There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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