if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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