So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
he shaved USA in his pubs
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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