we're blogging at a bar
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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