Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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