Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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