I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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