Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
