Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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