This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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