She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
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Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
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Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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