i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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