there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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