Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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