I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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