Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
We don't watch enough power rangers
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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