when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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