U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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