After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
Randomize