Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
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there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
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he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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