he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
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they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
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Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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