P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Randomize
