What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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