I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
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I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
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So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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