just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
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Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
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1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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