Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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