I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
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so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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