i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
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i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
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I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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