i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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