walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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